DISQUS

Weee · 1 year ago

Respect points for Paris Hilton: +10

b · 1 year ago

if you look closely you can see the strings.

bebo · 1 year ago

__crazy__

Chief · 1 year ago

Yeah and i bet that fuckin rock on her finger could feed 1 million people in Africa. Oh and I'm guessing she only knew half the words she said. kthxbye

infininme · 1 year ago

I disagree on the "pink house." silly. Why not the "Presidential Hilton?" ew corporate pigs.

Oscar Bones · 1 year ago

ohhh whooaaa paris can reaaaaaad

1word · 1 year ago

lols. hehe :P

drew · 1 year ago

it's funny. it was meant to be funny. and it is.

let it go.

Christ · 1 year ago

amen

Paris Fan · 1 year ago

Oh my gosh, I was like so excited for my girl Paris but then I pulled out my copy of the Constitution and like read Article II - Section 1 and I'm so like totally bummed! It says

"neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years"

I guess we'll like have to live with Grey-Hair or that other guy whose name I can't pronounce!

Torley Lives · 1 year ago

I knew it! The whole "dumb blonde" thing was all an act! ;D

This was really funny, and a triumphant example of self-parody.

Wonder who helped her with the script tho! Smart choice.

wat eva · 1 year ago

"see you at the debate, bitches"

Epic

fes · 1 year ago

she is originally a brunette geek who came out of her shell

Nos · 1 year ago

"I'll see you at the polls, bitches."

not a big Paris fan, but I thought that was classic

Super Critic · 1 year ago

She's cute, but her facial symmetry is off -- especially in the eyes.

jon · 1 year ago

I love paris hilton.

bekele · 1 year ago

Except that offshore drilling won't actually happen for decades, until the cost of oil has risen so much that it's cost effective. The oil companies already control leases on more than 80 million acres of proven oil reserves, but it's not profitable enough to drill them yet. They want the offshore lands unprotected so they can have even more land for way down the road when oil is $300 a barrel. It's a land grab, and nothing more than a political ploy.

Also, the last time I checked, the oil companies aren't in the charity business, so anything they do produce extra will simply go on the world market with everything from Mexico, Canada, Russia, OPEC, etc. It's not like Americans are going to be able to buy it exclusively, and pay far less than the rest of the World. By the time the oil from these offshore sites is actually pumped and refined, somewhere around 2025, it'll cost a hell of a lot more than $4.00 a gallon. Paris doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about, of course.

t · 1 year ago

i am not a fan nor have ever been of paris hilton, but i have just gained so much respect for her. that was awesome.

nate · 1 year ago

I doubt this was her own work...

joe · 1 year ago

no, but she agreed to it.

Neil · 1 year ago

"Oh, Maui... loves it."

Classic!

KevinSchuster · 1 year ago

The scary part is that Paris Hilton is more credible than John McCain.

tilok · 1 year ago

Hi i learn to english pls help me
my id :tilokbhati2007@rediffmail.com

nate · 1 year ago

Good thing she can read off a note card. She probably had no idea what she was saying.

lolno · 1 year ago

... what clearly makes this fake is that as we ALL know paris hilton can't read...
she get's all her magazines turned into mp3 format - and has all the big words broken down for her...

chantelle oliver · 1 year ago

Hey americans...Paris is a way better candidate than McCain. She actually understands popular culture and the internets!

tumbleweedius · 1 year ago

She understands that the internet is not a big truck. That's good enough for me.

JIm Jones · 1 year ago

Dude she is SO hot. I'd tap that!

JT
www.FireMe.To/udi

Hot · 1 year ago

I'd like to do some drilling on her property <grin>.

Alice · 1 year ago

SCRIPTED! She didn't write any of that for one, and second of all, they worked it multiple times until she could say it without stumbling.

Sean · 1 year ago

Just like most actresses and even politicians do

Kwakko · 1 year ago

Someone needs to sterilize that thing before it reproduces

boob see · 1 year ago

i've seen her boobs.

Doc · 1 year ago

Spinobama: +10

savutano · 1 year ago

i hope she wins, and she can totally paint me tickled pink :D

BEBE.babe · 1 year ago

wow, i didnt think id ever say this but my respect for paris hilton has gone up. haha :|